Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Worst Idea I've Ever Had

jesus christ, this was awful

Friday, June 26, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

About what you'd expect


"Don't worry...I'm still here."
-Rachael Leigh Cook

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Film Week


shit, son... i need a 120 cartridge

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Angels & Demons: Dan Brown vs. Don Brown

Dan's Secret Weapon:
Tom Hanks

Don's Secret Weapon:
porn stash in back room

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Harby Bear Watch

Saw a bear about a block from my house in Harbinger, Currituck co., NC, 6/9/09, evening. He was laying down in a freshly cut winter wheat field. He looked very happy. Mom thought it was a pig, I thought it was a Groenendael.
Mom

me

what really happened

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Scott of the Antarctic's Dead Sea fruit sea change:

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Dead Sea fruit sea change:

n.


Dead Sea fruit sea change:

n.


sea change:

n. 1. a striking change, as in appearance, often for the better. 2. any major transformation or alteration. 3. a transformation brought on by the sea

Dead Sea fruit:

n. something that appears to be beautiful or full of promise but is in reality nothing but illusion and disappointment.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ed Norton...

...or someone better just tried to rent a room from me.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Carl Sandburg for Dummies



N+8:

The folk comes on little catastrophe footmarks
It sits looking
Over harbor and clam
On silent hawthorns
And then moves on