Not the candidate in the 2009 Democratic primary election for Governor of New Jersey

"Balut is a Filipino delicacy."

The Philippines = Hell on Earth

How could fame miss?!?

Jane Heap

(1887–1964)

The coolest bull dyke, and a distant relation of John Candy.

Betty Everett was a sex pot/The Best Lyric Ever

"(In his one embrace)

Oh no, that's just his arm"

-If we mix up the letters in the words 'one embrace,' we get the phrase, 'a cream bone.'

-If we take 'arm' metaphorically, we see that it's really just slang for a you-know-what [privates].

What a skank.

Disappointments [rare]

-The day of the Oscar's, my mother said, "Do you want to watch the Oscar's tonight?" I was very unexcited, but thought, "Well, I'll be nice." "Sure," was the answer. "Well, I don't," she said.

-Met Bruce Brown at the 72nd Anniversary Ducks Unlimited Banquet & Auction. He was not the director of Endless Summer 1 and 2.

[brucebrownfilms.com]

-Candace Bergen

[corpse.com]

:(

[and all my mother could say was "dogs don't eat carrots"]

A Nautical Welcome [it's not summer yet]

"Call me Ishmael."

[Not that crappy spiritual tripe by Daniel Quinn, in which a human has an ascension through ape encounters]

I'm talkin` some Melvillics. Ahab, Queequeg, Moby [not the bad house artist...]

So, let's broadcast some [Queequeg!]<









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A Winter Welcome

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

[Not the horrible 80s football movie starring Robin Williams' glasses and "Curt" Russell]

I'm talkin` some Dickension. Some mooreeffoc, if you will. So, let's look at militant distributions in a new light; let's [BroadcastWeaps]<



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