An apology for the life of Collie [Smooth]

I apologize for the obvious quizshow turn this blog has now taken.

Keyboard Calisthenics

The reason for the QWERTY keyboard layout = 'typewriter'

Longest left-hand word = 'stewardesses'

Longest right-hand word = 'lollypop'

Orangemen vs. Catholics [?]

Finishing a book is just like you took a leprechaun out in the back yard and shot it.

-James Joyce, Wm. Butler Yeats, U2, Alex Trebek [sic]

The Boont Bear

This is the coolest thing I've ever done

Truman Capote Quote/Pendant

Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.

-Truman Capote

For your next party...

For your next party...

A Gem for the Household

Today I saw the phrase "David Bowie Rocks" written in the dirt on the back of a work van in Virginia.

1st Charts

The Very Height of Eagerness

{wonder/trailer}

Criterion material?

Gamut

I applied to the ABC Store and The Coastland Times Newspaper today.

"No, I'm Scandinavian."

-Here...there you are. Sharpened, laced, ready to go.

-What's this?

-Your new skates. That is why you came here tonight, isn't it? I figured 9 1/2 was your size.

-Actually, I'm a 9.

-Wear thick socks, Gordon. Enjoy them.

[I think I'm going to start wearing 2 pairs of socks.]

Things that should be funny...and are

The poor ray!

Can you fathom this?

An informative evening

I learned a few things the other night:

a) Scams abound.
b) Andy Dick works at the Golden Corral in Elizabeth City, NC.